uchiigatana:

im already hard

uchiigatana:

im already hard

tramampoline:

Favourite jokes

  • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
  • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
  • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • Bad puns in TV episode titles
takenbythe-wind:

I found this in my little sister’s notebook. Her crush, Drew, seems like quite the guy

takenbythe-wind:

I found this in my little sister’s notebook. Her crush, Drew, seems like quite the guy

skellettes:

sneak peek from 50 shades of gray!!

skellettes:

sneak peek from 50 shades of gray!!

spookypigs:

"what’s the deal with airline food?"

spookypigs:

"what’s the deal with airline food?"

rl-y:

i laughed so hard at this

mortem-et-necromantia:

Lilith by John Collier.

mortem-et-necromantia:

Lilith by John Collier.

bovidae:

not changing ur url to maintain your brand recognition

Tagged: #true

Trent Reznor on the ‘March of the Pigs’ music video.

officialunitedstates:

from now on every single time you reblog something tag it with signal boost

officialunitedstates:

don’t buy into the system.  diamonds aren’t worth thousands of dollars.  they are just dumb rocks.  instead of buying your fiancé a ring, draw a circle on her finger with a black sharpie

thestolencaryatid:

passive aggressive family members

"guess i’ll never be a grandma"

"guess i’ll never be an aunt"

"guess i’ll never be able to dress a niece/nephew"

stop feeling so entitled to my hypothetical offspring. it is not yours. it is mine. i will grow it if i grow it. and it will be mine. not yours. i am not an incubator which grants you familial titles. jesus. go away. this “have a baby i can play with” thing is so impersonal and insensitive and annoying.