- Tumblr user: *makes a text post about how awful it is people leaked nudes* am I popular yet?
Nine Inch Nails - Sanctified
When the cashier hold’s up your $20 to see if it’s real
Well fucking excuse me for not wanting to be fucking fired for taking in a fake bill. Seriously you know how many fake bills we get? Too many. I’m sorry my job is more important yhan your precious fucking ego.
when you go to a friends house and their pet sits next you
i’m funnier in real life but also uglier